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Public Tip Desk

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The Tip Desk will accept fictional tips and absurd observations. It is a playful part of a fictional story.
Desk not yet staffed

Submissions open soon

We haven't switched on tip storage yet, so there's no form here to pretend to take your tip. When it opens, the desk will ask for only a title, a fictional observation, an optional link, and your consent — and every tip will be reviewed before anything is shown publicly.

House rules

  • Fiction and absurd observations only.
  • No names, photos, or private details of real people.
  • Nothing that targets anyone for how they look or what they wear.