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RedactedCultural Anomaly

Seven Witnesses, Nine Complaints

Municipal complaint counts mysteriously exceed the number of witnesses

Draft concept — comic standalone, not main-story canon.

Type
Field Report
Classification
Redacted
Status
Open
Published
2026-11-02
Incident
—
Location
Town Hall
Investigator
Public Tip Desk
Jurisdiction
Septum County

Incident summary

Seven people saw it. Nine complaints were filed. Two complaints remain unaccounted for, and one is about the other.

A minor incident outside Town Hall was observed by seven residents. The Public Tip Desk received nine formal complaints.

Investigators have ruled out time travel, twins, and "Gary," but have not ruled out Gary entirely.

Evidence log

TagItemNote
EV-01Complaint logNine entries. Complaint #8 complains about complaint #4.
EV-02Receipt numbersIssued sequentially. Receipt #6 is missing.

Witness statements (fictional)

"I filed one. Maybe two. It was a big day."

— Witness #3

Findings

  • Complaints exceed witnesses by two.
  • Status remains open pending a recount of the recount.

Redacted: (click to reveal)

Related cases

SF-014 — The Grocery Store Encounter

"Seven witnesses. Nine complaints. Grievance Falls takes everything seriously."

Fictional satire. This file is part of an original story world. No real agency, case, or person is depicted.